Thursday, March 10, 2011

If AP English was Animated

Going along with the theme of my blog, I have decided that everyone in AP English needs to be assigned to an animated character. My attempt to keep it strictly to Disney characters ended as I began to find perfect matches outside the wonderful world of Disney.  Those who recieve villains, don't take offense in no way does this mean I think you have evil qualities.
Ms. Serensky
Ursula- The Little Mermaid
Intimidating. Strong dislike for foolish people.
"That's what I do.
 It's what I live for, to help unfortunate merfolk, like yourself,
 poor souls with no one else to turn to"

Thomas Donley, Alex Kreger
Flotsam and Jetsam- The Little Mermaid
Intimidated by Ursula. Live to serve her.
"Don't be scared. We represent someone who can help you. Someone who can make all your dreams come true. Ursula has great powers"

Kelsey Butler
Cinderella- Cinderella
Blonde. Workaholic
"Cinderella, Cinderella
All I hear is Cinderella, from the moment I get up
till shades of night are falling
There isn't any letup, I hear them calling, calling"

Kathryn Mahoney
Princess Aurora- Sleeping Beauty
Blonde. Loves naps and forrest critters.
"  Oh, you darlings! This is the happiest day of my life!
 Everything's *so* wonderful!"

Kyle Relyea
Doc- Snow White
"Step up to the tub, 'tain't no disgrace
 Just pull up your sleeves and get 'em in place
Then scoop up the water and rub it on your face
And go "Bl-bl-bl, bl-bl-bl, bl-bl-bl!"

Jillin Ertel
Mulan- Mulan
Frequently has a man voice. See picture
"(Be a man)
We must be swift as
the coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force
of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon"

Sam Schiferl
Bashful- Snow White
Always blushing.
"Goshh she's beautiful... just like an angel!"

Chris Lange
Alfredo Linguini- Ratatouille
Tall. Enjoys baking with rodents
"Ratatouille. It's like a stew, right? Why do they call it that?
 If you're gonna name a food, you should give it a name that sounds delicious.
 Ratatouille doesn't sound delicious. It sounds like "rat" and "patootie."
 Rat-patootie, which does not sound delicious.

Sarah Greenlaw
Archimedes- The Sword in the Stone
"Oh, Man will fly all right. Just like a rock"

Nicola Zollinger
"Yes. Nearly everybody gets twitterpated in the springtime.
 For example: You're walking along, minding your own business.
You're looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when all of a sudden you run smack
 into a pretty face. Woo-woo! You begin to get weak in the knees.
Your head's in a whirl. And then you feel light as a feather, and before you know it, you're walking on air.
And then you know what? You're knocked for a loop, and you completely lose your head!

Marc Golsmith
Captain Hook- Peter Pan

Mary Beth O"Neil
Sebastian- The Little Mermaid
Field Commander. Crabby 
" Hm. Teenagers. They think they know everything.
You give them an inch, they swim all over you".

Mariel McGuiness
Alice- Alice in Wonderland
" It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change."

Sarah Ross
Edna Mode- The Incredibles
Genius. Sassy. Hilarious.
"Yes, words are useless! Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble.
 Too much of it, darling! Too much!"

Hayden Dougherty
The Fairy Godmother- Cinderella
"Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Put 'em together and what have you got

Alex Hurtuk
Marlin- Finding Nemo
"There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber.
 Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks.
 So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber..."

John Shoemaker
Sleepy- Snow White
Snow White: "You're sleepy"
Sleepy: (yawn) "How'd you guess?"

Chase Plante
Jafar- Alladin
Check out that beard
"Now where were we? Ah, yes - abject humiliation!"

Kaleigh O'Hara
Nala- The Lion King
" So where are we going?
It better not be anyplace dumb"

Jimmy Boldt
Buzz Lightyear- Toy Story
Going to Dartmouth... to infinity and beyond!

Hannah Zaim
Piglet- Winnie the Pooh
""What?" said Piglet, with a jump.
And then, to show that he hadn't been frightened,
he jumped up and down once or twice
 more in an exercising sort of way".

Carolyn Weaver
Pocahontas- Pocahontas
Tan. Loves nature.
"You think you own whatever land you land on
The Earth is just a dead thing you can claim
But I know every rock and tree and creature
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name"

Kelly O'Connor
Jasmine- Aladdin
"Please, try to understand.
 I've never done a thing on my own.
 I've never had any real friends"

Carly Cott
Rafiki- The Lion King

Emily Hellwig
Snow White- Snow White
"Snow White: I said, how do you do?
Grumpy: How do ya do what?
Snow White:
you can talk. I'm so glad."

Brooke Chambers
Tinkerbell- Peter Pan
" Everytime a child says "I dont believe in fairies,
 there is a fairy somewhere that falls down dead".

Henry Gilbert
Sa'Luk- Aladdin and the King of Thieves
Intense. See picture.

Tweedle Dee
and Tweedle Dumb
Twins. Enough said.

Lizzy Burl
Wendy- Peter Pan
" What would mother think of my
 becoming a pirate?"

Katie Connolly
Belle- Beauty and the Beast
"With a dreamy far off look,
and her nose stuck in a book"
Katie Ciabotti
Jane- Tarzan
"Daddy, they took my boot!"
Cat Cashy
Esmerelda- Hunchback of Notre Dame
Friends with a goat. Outcast, but she can get by 
Carley Mader
Marie- The Aristocats
"Ladies don't start fights, but they can finish them!"
Lizzie Halper
Mary Poppins- Mary Poppins
"As I expected. "Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way."
Dom Russo
The Genie- Alladin
" Oh, Al. I'm gettin' kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything"

Haley Sferra, Tina Moran
Mike and Sully- Monsters Inc
Mike: I think I have a plan here: using mainly spoons,
we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild.
Sulley: Spoons?
Mike: That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot air balloon?

Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous.
Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek.


  1. Tina! This was a hilariously fun post! Your parallels were spot on, whether in look-a-likes or personality, or quote. Dom's and Lizzy Burl's are perfect, pure gold. Way to go, Tina, or should I say, Sully?

  2. Haha Tina this was great! Everyone of these comparisons made me laugh out loud. The Shroyer Twins as Tweedledee and Tweedledum was genuis. Brooke Chambers as Tinkerbell was also perfect! Nice work!